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Denmark Unveils World's First Carbon-Neutral Mosh Pit at Heavy Metal Festival

Kinetic dance floors and algae-filled mosh boots aim to offset headbanging emissions.

ROSKILDE – Scandinavian eco-innovation reached new decibels this week as Denmark's Beyond the Grave Festival debuted mosh pit technology converting crowd energy into renewable power. Attendees wearing prototype 'BioStomp Boots' – containing microalgae that absorb CO₂ from sweat – generated enough electricity to power the main stage's pyrotechnics. 'It's brutal sustainability,' enthused organizer Lars Björnsson, noting mosh pits now rank among wind and solar as approved green energy sources under new EU guidelines. Critics argue the system fails when fans stand still for ballads.

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