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Newly promoted 'SynergyOS v4.1' becomes first AI to oversee human team, praised for eliminating bathroom break micromanagement.
Slow-motion mammals deployed as ‘biological pacemakers’ after study finds traders’ stress levels drop 78% when sloth naps nearby.
Three-year-old ‘Mayor Biscuit’ implements groundbreaking policies including mandatory ear scritches and universal squirrel chasing rights.
Botanists discover ferns wither during ‘dad joke’ performances, flourish when exposed to Mitch Hedberg recordings.
New $4.99 spice mix promises ‘hints of denial and citrus’ to help millennials flavor their existential dread.
Kinetic dance floors and algae-filled mosh boots aim to offset headbanging emissions.
Rodents installing tiny HVAC systems in tree hollows spark human-envy pandemic.
Phrases like 'circle back' and 'low-hanging fruit' now protected under UNESCO language preservation laws.
Productivity reportedly up 300% since implementing 'No Zoom' policy
Citizens face fines for bad punchlines as government cracks down on 'comedy crimes'.